wandering around staten island in the sri lankan community in victory boulevard, i spotted a clever play on words, "grocery lanka." your post reminded me of this, so i share.

look, for instance, I just got a memo from someone saying "I'll need someone to come up with a blurb ... that matches the category we're submitting two." Now I am sure this person knows the difference between too, to, and two. But he was speaking the words in his head while typing, I'm guessing, and it came out phonetically.

A couple of days ago I got a note from UPS on my door, saying "Your neighbor said know she would not take it." In this case, I don't know what to think... maybe the driver had one of those "Yes and Know" quiz books when he was a kid and never learned it was a pun.